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Post by Dustin on Feb 17, 2011 7:28:49 GMT -5
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHTMerely find a text from here you think suits right, or you simply just found funny as hell. Have fun with it, kiddies~ (Since I am not sure what else to explain beyond that  PLEASE, downplay the overly dirty ones) (630) : Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen? |
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Post by Geum Jan Di on Feb 17, 2011 14:24:51 GMT -5
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the f***.
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Post by Richard Jacob Cabin on Feb 20, 2011 14:27:05 GMT -5
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You know, I realize the hilarity of posting this under Richard's account. My innerMe, however, is too lazy to switch to DNA and too amused by this quote to take the time to do so. <3
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faith Jannica Ho
Murder
if you want me i will be in bed sleeping and if you need me then you better bring me caffeine
Posts: 45
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Post by faith Jannica Ho on Feb 24, 2011 11:24:25 GMT -5
(973): we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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Kye Halkere
Employee
Imagine a ruin so strange it must have never been...
Posts: 14
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Post by Kye Halkere on Feb 24, 2011 14:05:35 GMT -5
Daily life of Kye:
(618):
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Post-sex:
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
What happens in the Ridgestone faculty offices stays in the Ridgestone faculty offices:
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Post by Dustin on Mar 15, 2011 19:24:53 GMT -5
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Elysia O'Broin
Arson
Don't leave me. Please believe me. Baby there is-I can explain. Please love me! Please need me!
Posts: 121
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Post by Elysia O'Broin on Jun 6, 2011 17:55:19 GMT -5
Daily Life of Elly:
(780):
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Post-Beach Day:
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
(256):
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Ahh, College Life:
(707):
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
With Friends Like This:
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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PLEASE, downplay the overly dirty ones)
